Why show a map of the U.S. and call it "Global Warming"? Why not just call it "USA Warming". Oh, and BEEJAY - the evidence shows that "Global Warming" IS a hoax. That's the quirky thing about "science" - it's NEVER settled!
Reno 911 is funny and I watch it whenever I'm channel-surfing. But there's a better show on MTV. It's called "Death Valley". Think "Cops", "Reno 911", and "The Walking Dead" combined. The "UTF" (Undead Task Force) are accompanied by a film crew and sound man as they film the exploits of the UTF killing zombies, vampires, and warewolves (or is it wearwolves - I could never figure it out). As funny as Reno and with pretty good special effects.
My two cats, Buster and Loouie went crazy. They really thought there were other cats in the house. Loouie's eyeballs were as big as marbles. What fun! Thanks for the post.
I'm a retired IT consultant and have spent a lifetime working with printers. I loved all the printers I ever owned (all B&W), until I bought an HP Photosmart color about 10 years ago. I had so much trouble with it that I sent it to "appliance heaven" with a 15 lb sledge hammer in the garage. I just bought my second color printer - a wireless Samsung color laser costing $99 on sale at Officemax. It cost me another $90 to get a network specialist to come in and spend four hours setting it up so it worked with 2 desktops and a laptop. I haven't ran our of toner yet as I don't use it that much, so we'll see how it goes.
I'm now a retired IT professional, but when I used to work, I would pride myself on going from Monday morning to Friday afternoon without spending a single cent. I brownbagged lunch and ate in a local park reading the daily paper. Once in a while I'd cruise the local Home Depot, and of course, in a moment of weakness, buy something!
2. Cotton Balls - Advanced stage of Beer Nuts.
3. Penistone - Metastasized Cotton Balls.
A sure death follows.