I concur with Charles and Johnny Cat.

Spiderman was asked once to join the X-Men, but declined.

Remove his image forthwith!

I saw one of these at a hotel. The driver was packing up and heading out. It was right after that "Google took pictures of my cat" debacle, so I asked her if she was taking pictures of cats. She said "No, actually I... oh. I see what you did there."
Hilarious.

Let's just say I'm smiling.

Electric organ- look at that footwork!

I will gladly un-adblock a site that is honest and forthright enough to ask me to.

You're a very nice site, neatorama... I'm just waiting for you to pop the question...

All right, who went number three?

I thought only people could have Asperger's.

*rim shot*

You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, “I’ve got a really bad idea.” And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, “And I can make it (worse).”

~Lewis Black

My local radio weatherman is named Weatherbee.

Try again, this time without using literacy.

Magnets decay. It's definitely not perpetual.

And now... in stereo...

Much more likely he was using circular breathing.

Still an estimable feat.

That post was actually got epic grammatical fail.