RD you have to be smarter than the garbage can. And in case you cannot accomplish that, here is a quick step by step. Step 1: Dog takes a big steamer Step 2: Put big nasty dump in a plastic bag Step 3: Hold baggie of poop so it is dangling like a medieval ball and chain (do not hit others as if you are Braveheart, this is unacceptable behavior) Step 4: Follow the maze (I know, it might be a complicated maze, but power through, you've already made it this far!) Sept 5: Release poop flail into the poopy abyss.
Step 1: Dog takes a big steamer
Step 2: Put big nasty dump in a plastic bag
Step 3: Hold baggie of poop so it is dangling like a medieval ball and chain (do not hit others as if you are Braveheart, this is unacceptable behavior)
Step 4: Follow the maze (I know, it might be a complicated maze, but power through, you've already made it this far!)
Sept 5: Release poop flail into the poopy abyss.