Love this one! my kids love elmo's potty time and many a day this tune has been my earworm.

ok, bye-bye, t.p., bye-bye

"the world's quietest place on Earth?"

Methinks you've not heard of EGGSHELLAND!

http://eggshellandeaster.tripod.com/

Seems more like the Brawndo spot than the Old Spice commercials.

weber's a helluva bowler, but man... what a tool.

have to admit i had to watch it three times till i got it. good stuff, that!

OMG, enough with the dang zombies already!!!!!!!!!!

Similarly, I've always wondered why studios like Pixar and Dreamworks waste money on A list actors for voiceover work. They could get relative unknowns or supporting actors instead and save more money for, ya know, the script (not that Pixar needs help with that)?

i feel like such an idiot for having read articles by "miss cellania" for a while now and only today getting the joke.

oh, and the pac-man thing is pretty cool.

(cont'd from comment #4)

On second thought, however, the support industry for the new technology would create new jobs such as the manufacture, installation, maintenance and repair of the tubes and their accompanying machinery, hydraulics, robotics, software, etc. to keep the system running. The people coordinating, loading and unloading the shipments would likely remain, only having to adjust to new types of cargo containers, scheduling and the like... until the robot overlords take over, that is.

"Wouldn't that also result in 200,000 people without jobs?"

Exactly... plus all the support personnel for the trucking industry (mechanics, fuel providers, etc.). It's an intriguing idea for sure, but the human cost seems much too high for it to be practical.

“…fashion designer David Delfin asked an orthodontist to insert a bracket to open a space between his two front teeth.”

David Delfin = Narcissitic douche

A frying pan spatter guard?

Neatoramanaut, XXL

Is it one of those things used in a beauty salon to cover the face while hair spray is applied?

Neatoramanaut, XXL

You should call it "shat." Oh wait... I already said that.