How in the hell did he manage to produce that lipstick print of his arsehole without crinkling the paper? He must have the flattest arse cheeks in the whole of mankind. I may be over thinking the logistics, but shouldn't he have had to smoosh the paper between his cheeks in order to get the print? There should be crinkles in the paper! If that's not a sign of pure genius then I don't know what is.
James... I suck at those magic eye things as well. I could stand in front of one for hours like William in Mallrats and I wouldn't see a damn thing.