I'd really like a Negative
In black (it's darkened steel)
I promise not to wreck it if
I'm picked this time for realz.

nah that's not chicken, the chinese is goose.

which makes more sense, obviously.

Tibida in blue, please. xx

I'm pretty sure, and by that I mean completely certain, that in the first Winnie the Pooh story Winnie uses a balloon to make himself into a cloud so that he can get at honey, while christopher robin marches up and down with an umbrella saying 'tut tut, it looks like rain'.

'Silly old bear,' said Christopher Robin. 'You don't get honey with balloons!'
'I do.' Said pooh.

Me, I'd love a Tibida Blue+Silver. Elegant, with that extra "what-are-you-doing-going-out-of-the-house-dressed-like-that" factor.