Jaws is still an immense film almost 40 years later.

I shouldn't worry. All the people I have seen - and I admit that it's not many - who are involved in this travesty of a sport appear brain dead anyway.

If you must have one, at least the allergy inducing, hair shedding, flea ridden thing can be kept out of the house.

A classic romantic comedy? Didn't make me grin once, let alone laugh. Just like a real Woody Allen film then. Any Woody Allen film whether as actor, director or writer. So I'm not surprised really.

Ten minutes in that and it will have gone soft.

Sounds absolutely revolting!

So Manchester Museum's visitor numbers are down on last year.

"Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish."

Pathetic and so very sad more like!

First - steal your shopping cart.

Sticks and stutters - utterly useless.

My school was only interested in you if you wanted to go to university. I have pretty much blocked out my school days and can only remember 4 of my teacher's names: one because he was vaguely interesting and the other 3 because they were sarcastic sadists. The rest (long forgotten and not at all missed) were just disinterested time-servers who were given the "lesser" pupils. This was, at the time, one of the top grammar schools in the UK - not some inner city sink hole.

You won't find me there if it's Starbucks. Foul coffee.

I can name dozens of their "songs" I don't like! Hugely overrated. Yes, I know you don't agree!

They would be your stunning victories in Vietnam & Korea I suppose.