This was caused by 'global warming' of course and it's all the fault of man.

A loyt of those could hardly be called classics.

Is this a half-witted moron?

Forget the huge difference! The huge similarity is that both countries are and will be run by morons who do not have a clue how to run a country effectively.

My opinion on the collective merits of 'influencers' is unprintable. But I will fart in her general direction.

I never knew she was lost.

Doesn't sound musch of a deal if the station staff hve been throught it first and had anything of interesty or value.

Planet fashion. Conning the gullible rich out of their money. Fortunately planet fashion is of zero interest to 99.5% of the world population.

How old is the writer, 10?

According to my calendar, April Fol's Day is not until next Monday.

As a regular McDonald's hamburger patty is about 1½ ounces after cooking if you are lucky, this won't satisfy many people. And you can bet your life that it will look nothing like the picture.

Astrology is complete and utter bollocks.

Doctor Who has been going south for quite a few years now. Viewing figures are now a small fraction of what they once were. Viewers deserted in droves with Jodie Comer and this latest nonsense has increased the fall. The BBC has lost the plot with so many programmes.

Just when you thought American 'cuisine' couldn't sink any lower!

Don't touch anything wit a Heinz label. Their prices are a rip-off.