You might not have to be a celebrity to have weird names, but they sure seem to have some of the weirdest. Actually their real names are sometimes stranger than one's they are known by. Here's what I'm talking about ... http://babynames.merschat.com/celebrity.cgi, "Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam". That's way too long. Call me conservative, but this helps me understand why most cultures keep just the guy's last name. Even Audrey Hepburn - Edda Kathleen van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston. That's just too much.