how about the stunning lady arachne sculpture?

a relative brought a durian home once. it smells like rotten onions shoved into an old gym sock. the flesh looks like a boneless skinelss chicken breast thats been left in the sun for too long. when you first bite into it the first thing you notice is how juicy it is...and how that juice and texture feels like your eating concentrated plague scraped from the teeth of dead people.

great idea! i remember paying $4-5 for one bottle of water concerts. though as a girl i would refuse to wear this.