I have somewhere in my files a pamphlet claiming that American Pie is Satan's version of the Song of Solomon. I shit you not.

This is a 19th century artificial insemination device for kangaroos. It looks a little odd because kangaroos have forked, uh, insemination organs. (seriously, look it up!) The inseminator would load the brass tube with the, uh, genetic material, then strap the device to his pelvis and, uh, endear himself to the female kangaroo. Approximately 2.3 minutes later, the female roo was preggers, and the inseminator was smoking a cigarette.

Beer will change the world, XXL... or XXXL if you can swing it!

U 2 cn lose weight now! Ask me how!