Pretty sure that's just a part from an old Whack-A-Gnome game.

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This home-built relic is actually a genuine piece of electronics history: the very first integrated circuit.

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19th century Space Invader. Pretty quaint, but you had to get the hell out of the way when you shot one down. Ow.

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Or a radial lobotomy tool for colossal psychotics.

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Or a radial keratotomy tool for colossal squids.

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Or maybe it's a mega marshmallow roaster.

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This is actually a religious icon on Dune, similar to, say, a crucifix, but signifying a sandworm. Can't think of anything funny to say about though, other than the fact that it probably works on vampires as well as a crucifix, but only because they see a certain usefulness in it (see ArcadianGrace's entry).

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Oh come on, folks. Seriously, no one here has ever groomed a tribble?

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I actually saw these in Florida. The first object is a manatee roasting rack. The second is for when you prefer your manatee on a rotisserie.

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Those are both props from Cirque Du Silo.

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The Kool-Aid Man in carbonite.

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Jabba's chamber pot.

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Back in old timey times, way before PowerBall, they had these state lotteries on the Capitol steps and some states used these "random" number drawing machines where they'd have some little kid or centenarian war hero come up and push their choice of unmarked buttons and these little springy numbers would pop out to draw the winners. The decimal points? Bah, meaningless -- it was old timey times, they had just discovered decimals and tended to slap 'em on everywhere.

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I actually saw these in the Smithsonian Postal Museum. They're from the popular History Of Postage Rates exhibit and have long since been replaced with Comic Sans labels on cut-out strips of recycled bond paper. You can tell how old they are by the fact that the largest is .30 (wait, that may not be that old).

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