Ha ha, love the one about the preggos. I've always told my SO to *never* ask anyone if they are pregnant, always assume they are just getting a tummy, or a fat gut as the case may be.
I also like the one about the biddies, but we don't have any biddies here, office is too small.
The national geographic has been taken over by neocons.
it is cool to know though that their is *some* evidence of jesus walking on water, other than those iron age scrolls that actually say that he was walking *by* the water. At least, I have a new god to worship, all bow down to the mighty gods of the central and south american rain forest.
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to say that I hate the arabic race, indeed, I'd never say that, but what I will say is that the Saudis and the Pakistanis are neck in neck when it comes to breeding islamic fundamentalist lunatics (but not to far ahead of the US with their christian fundamentalist lunatic elements, like taht dumbass homophobic phelps phucker, who I'd glady stick a flaming hot poker up his ass to watch him die in agony for all of the pain he has cause in his worthless hateful existance). No really.
Yeah, he kind of does have a "coupe longueuil", otherwise known as a mullet, so the hirsute Quebequois label does work. The mustache is a dead give-away.
I also like the one about the biddies, but we don't have any biddies here, office is too small.
Anyway, most of them are pretty spot on.
it is cool to know though that their is *some* evidence of jesus walking on water, other than those iron age scrolls that actually say that he was walking *by* the water. At least, I have a new god to worship, all bow down to the mighty gods of the central and south american rain forest.
The scariest is probably Bambi Meets Godzilla. I first saw it when I was about 11 years old, I laughed, I cried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ
The kid did the right thing.
it was a fscking donut. The woman employee was the agressor, he offered to give the donut back. Christ all fucking mighty.