I was going to says something but there's no better way to say it that how Bengerman did.

A woman's tools

Oldie but goodie

If it's not in the seat it's not a seat belt. It's a regular belt made off a seat belt.

I think I'm one day ahead of this chart.

@vonskippy
I wonder how many people over the age of 4 doesn't find it amusing at all.

@eMMy
If you are a Radiohead fan you may also like this machine cover of Nude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgB5DU0uEdg

When you're introducing an innovation you shouldn't move the camera away. Just saying.

I want to watch that movie. They should make it.

"the judge". Sounds like a name one would give to a fictional gun in a movie.

Probably not so covered in steel.

I've heard of cases of lightweight girls that usually cannot take up too much alcohol getting drunk with just one bottle of alcohol-free beer.

Most cats would just move away when approaching something so close to them.

@Alisha
Well, even a skilled shooter may not always kill the target at first hit. His main failure was trying to kill an agonizing prey with the butt of his gun. Even if he's careful the cannon doesn't point him, if the animal tries anything he is in a big risk.

He deserved it