Not surprising, coming from a land where they eat dogs and human fetuses.

I loved how the guy was very careful not to damage the Macbooks ;)

How is babby named?

I never get the appeal of Rubik's cube. Nobody I know has ever solved it, but they keep buying a new one every few years.

Must... not.... look... up!

Don't they have a tow truck there?

How long are they gonna keep colliding particles? Would a year's worth of hadron collisions be enough? Are we expecting a different result in every collision?

I always wonder what the plans are after they finish colliding the particles. There's some $8 billion of highly specific equipments there, are they gonna convert the site to an amusement park?