OMG, you must be the one who discovered ADHD.
One of the conclusions must be that the second place reward for being unlucky wouild be that they are also the ones who make all the great discoveries.
As the first place reward, don't forget to gift the lucky ones some pom-poms. What, that makes no sense? The ditz, aka cheerleader, is always lucky.
Did you control for blood sugar level? ...or for the presence of herbs, or nosenbleeds, ot needlepoints?
Bad humor is not targeted at you fella, it's just that I am so unlucky that I do not see the light?