OMG, can't believe you didn't figure it out
It's the fetus of a sandworm.
The mother will be pissed...
No sensible fremen should venture in the desert for a long while

Blake is right.

It's a BASS.
Next time Slash asks for a guitar, bring him something with 6 strings.

That was a pretty misspelled post. Sorry.

Sweet stupidity.
A large percentage of toys sold over christmas are of guns of all kinds, and action fugures with guns.
Kids hace weapons of all classes and sizes to get inspiration from.
A talk with the parents? Sure, why not.
Handcuffs? Get ready to be sued.
The whole thing going viral? Ka-ching ka-ching! Millions coming my way.

Am I the only one that thinks the interviewer looks exactly like Admiral Akhbar!!???

Do i see... TITS???
YUCK!