It's a shoe shine stand with built in tip jar. It's made out of Brass. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Look at her eyes. Obviously these aren't just any mushrooms, but SUUPER EROTIC MUTANT mushrooms. The advertisement just caught her in mid transformation, that's all. We welcome our new fungal overlords. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
We welcome our new fungal overlords.