As someone who paid almost half a year's salary for my wedding, I am appalled by the bride's reaction. A gift bag of groceries may not be "high society" but it was your decision to have an expensive dinner/reception. My brother, who got hitched when he was still in college, couldn't afford a reception and just treated his guests to a simple buffet at a restaurant. Of course I had the hindsight to plan for my wedding when I am somewhat secured financially.

I didn't expect my guests to pay for my reception and I appreciated what was given to me. In fact, I'm still using the $25 electric fan one of them gave me. It is a sad state of affairs when we look a gift horse in the mouth, right Matt?

What a bunch of silly gooses

Newly Weds: If money's so important to you, don't have a wedding. Noone in the history of ever has made money on their own wedding. That's just stupid.

Kathy: If you don't know or respect the newly weds enough to get them a decent gift, don't go to the wedding.

ROBBIE FILYAW IS A REALLY COOL GUY AND WHAMP IS A GREAT COMIC!

THIS IS THE GREATEST WEBCOMIC EVER, AND I AM TOTALLY NOT THE GUY WHO DRAWS IT