Musical Washboard with resonating chamber

Not the life I ordered small

A musical washboard with resonating chamber

It’s a clay-pigeon box. It will hold and protect one round of skeet worth of clay pigeons.

Unpredictable Swing Voter Small

It’s a clay-pigeon box. It will hold and protect one round of skeet worth of clay pigeons.

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Unpredictable Swing Voter, white, small

It's a clay-pigeon box. It will hold and protect one round of skeet worth of clay pigeons.

The Jaws of Strife

This Is Not The Life I Ordered
Small
Red

A 1.21 Gigawatt-rated jumper clamp for a flux-capacitor

Unpredictable Swing Voter small, natural

A clothespin for chain-mail

More Awesome than a Double Rainbow (men's small navy)

It must be planting time on the steel-wool plantations again. This is a sapling of the Steel-Wool Bush (Rubus lanamferrum). After planting, over the course of the growing season, this will become a bramble that can produce (after harvesting and a trip through the Steel-Wool Gin) several pounds of steel wool in various grades.

Unpredictable Swing Voter (Small, Natural)

It's a Diesel Brand perfume applicator.

Unpredictable Swing Voter (Small, Natural)

When you're a monkey's uncle, you give your nephew this fine Tiffany silver termite swizzle on his 18th birthday. He can fish tasty termites out of their mound in style while he impresses the lady monkeys.

Unpredictable Swing Voter (Small, Natural)

They are Domo-Kun dentures.

This is not the life I ordered (Red) Men's small

It's a skunk-striper, of course. Put white paint in the bottle and spin it on its axis above a beaver or cat to give them the look of an attractive female skunk.

More awesome than a double rainbow, Men's small

It's a skunk-striper, of course. Put white paint in the bottle and spin it on its axis above a beaver or cat to give them the look of an attractive female skunk.

It's the key and a controller for HG Wells' time machine. Put it in the starter slot, crank it a few times and throttle it forward or back to time travel. You can see the time traveler's hand on it in the Classic's Illustrated cover. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Time_Machine_Classics_Illustrated_133.jpg

Keyboard Cats: Men's small