That's a Camper's Buddy for use in primitive campsites. When you have to make your own latrine, you pop a roll of TP on the spindles and use the handle to jam the long end into the ground. The TP stays off the ground and you have a happy camper.

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It's a Dragon's Tooth Pod. Put it in the ground, and a warrior in armor pops up.

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The anti-disco ball. Will suck the fun out of any party.

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It's a model of the restaurant at the end of the universe.

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An oar lock, what else?

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It's a tiller lock to secure sailboats.

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It is a restroom door stamp- For the finishing touch to a new restaurant you need to know if it's a women's room or a men's room.

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It's a Charlie Brown T-Shirt maker- Just ink it up and roll on the zig-zags.

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That is a Chrono-synclastic Infundibulum from Vonnegut's "Siren's of Titan." You can jam all truths in that thing and they fit together.

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That's a heavy metal ensemble.

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It's a bird-proof squirrel feeder

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This is an Ectoplasmic Entity Containment Chamber, clearly of military grade, for use with the Proton Pack, Mark I. This one is a practice/training unit, thus the hole in the collection vessel.

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It's a key to Scrooge MacDuck's treasure vault. Note the dollar-sign shape of the teeth.

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Down on the farm toothpaste was ordered via the Sears Catalog, and was a luxury item. Back when people brushed their teeth once a week whether they needed it or not, this was also sold in the catalog as a toothpaste tube squeezer so you could get every last drip.

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Moe and Curly Howard's coat of arms on their front doors. The bowl was filled with coconur cream.

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