"Surely on the road to failure" -- thanks, Teach!

Trump supporter, eh? So he is easily conned. Good to know.

Cute couple!

Pepsi and Coke had a good run, but future generations will struggle to understand why we drank that crap.

McGee was an aging backup wide receiver who didn't expect to play that day. So he stayed out all night, took the field with a massive hangover when Boyd Dowler was injured, caught seven passes, and nearly took home MVP honors. The moral of the story is don't prepare.

Alice Cooper bears a much stronger resemblance to young Harry Shearer than to young Ken Osmond.

White Christmas: the two-hour movie that feels like four.

That must have been the world's biggest elephant.

This might be the only Christmas special in which Santa doesn't exist.

Somebody should have talked him out of wearing those jumpsuits.

Did I miss the article about the blackjack beating?

Immediately following the press conference, Colonel Parker launched a line of Elvis-themed yarmulkes, challah covers and bris knives.

Good answer!