It's a plum-bob used for testing water depth.

Kicking the cat would be better than letting the cat continue to attack the dog or trying to handle the cat (you'd probably get your face clawed). The cat is the aggressor, after all.

gross...
gross

Haha. Hilarious.

If the problem is that the water dissolves the surface of the mentos, then a solution would be to make two ice cube halves with a groove hollowed out in each one large enough for the mentos. You can put the mentos in the groove and fuse the pieces together just by squeezing the two together. The ice will refreeze as soon as you let go. When the ice starts to melt in the drink, the mentos should deploy and surprise the drinker. Make sure the ice is cold enough to not immediately gooey up the mentos.

genius

Actually, from a bird's eye view, this is genius; bizarre, grotesque genius of the sort you can get only from a Poe or Van Gogh.

So the goose is justified in being an asshole but in self defense this wuss won't hit the goose?

Genius, by far.

This is a secret place that only those who change urls can reach.

I'm down.

It looks like she's wrapped up in a burrito.

Or maybe people are too afraid of dying to stop criminals from being rewarded for their behavior. What criminal wants to up his jail sentence with murder?