I always thought those cats were horrific in the first place. But yeah, they can't help being born, and that's just mean. How about a nice Tutankhamun pendant on the collar?

The page design is the best part.

These are funny. There is a tire shop in my fair city that is called "Uhl Rubber". It is their last name and has been aoround for 60 something years, so I beleive it was unintentional, yet still kinda funny.

street view obscured by trees, but uhl (you'll) get the idea:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3323/3197386064_82994be100_b.jpg

resolute (overused for about 7 years now)

By "warm welcome" they mean "the back of your neck will feel hot".

They are beautiful, but I bet they are loud. One probably wouldn't wear them to midnight mass.

This is fantastic. In 8th grade, I would have owned the carnival ring toss to get a poster like that.