If this isn't a joke I would be more inclined to "go down with the ship". I'm to settled on this planet to go looking for a new one. Plus you have all the crazy new neighbors, constant sandstorms, and the strange reddish hue everywhere. If that attracted me I would move to Nevada.

I bet the parents who paid the tuition for those students are so proud....

Seeing things like this makes me want to ride my bike everywhere. At least then my only problem would either be a fast death of geting hit by one of these crazed motorist or a slow death of constantly breathing in exhaust fumes.

This would have been so great to see! If I were there I don't think I would have been able to help anyone on account of rolling on the ground laughing so hard!

I have to agree with HalfCracked. Someone out there has video of this. Someone PLEASE find it!

Been a long time reader of Neatorama and I have been enjoying the site a great deal. Seeing this post showed me the need to register! Congrads to the winners and way to give back Neatorama!

I thought you said we were going to grandmother's today dad.

We are. She is on the other side of that pile of brimstone.

Dang! This happens EVERY time it's a little humid out!

I'll teach you for taking the last doughnut!