I bet he pumps high test.

Awww, that's as romantic as a dramatic sunset, uh, on an old postcard, stapled to the side wall of one's cubicle.

That's the key to the Hard Rock Cafe!

Bomb technician, med.

Hah! That guy's a dope. Doesn't he know all the modern robots in the park have non-magnetic titanium chassis?

He's also making snowballs with his feet, then caching them (where else?) in the snow!

Office Mapo. Open for breakfast!

Oh, no! My dog caught it and gave it to me!

Yup, I went to school in the Big Thicket. That explains a lot.

Looks like a bridal somethingorother.

Well, SOME of those are worse than me. I caught my macaroni and cheese on fire once. Didn't even get it out of the box! Another time, I nearly started a fire making tea in a microwave. The paper cup was charred and smoking when I caught it. But, I figured if it lit up, it would burn a hole in the cup, and the water would put the fire out.

And how did he plan on recharging it?

Winter storm United Auto Workers makes sure everyone has a job (shoveling).

Any chance they taste like marshmallows?