"...arrested for an undisclosed crime in Idaho."

Passed out drunk in a tattoo parlor bathroom?

"The Rare Quadruple Take" with a double entendre thrown in for good measure.

My uncle, a priest who had to deal with many proud parents of ugly babies, kept it simple: when he was presented with a baby too homely for praise he would exclaim "What a baby!" and the parents would always beam. 'Nuff said.

It's coffee cups edge to edge here.

"The surgical procedure is called the "Smile Lipt" mouth corner surgery''

Hmm, that's a little clunky. How about the "Wry So Serious?"

I think I see a business opportunity.

BTW, is that mayonnaise on those fries?

Yikes! The photographer keeps panning around, looking for more activity, but what I keep thinking is RUN, IT'S HAPPENING UNDER YOUR FEET!

YUK! To quote Sandy Bates, "I don't eat rodent."

Wonderful!

I like the older bike at the Wikipedia page because both riders can steer. I had a tandem bike, and the most unnerving part of taking the back seat was the lack of control.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

The planet-sized one, from Dr Who.