"really"

The odds that someone could find matching pairs of scissors in the EIGHT MILLION items confiscated by the TSA- Pretty good odds. The odds that the scissors used to make this spider are, in fact, all different sizes and brands- pretty good odds. The odds that an "unimaginative artist" would find opposition in some anonymous troll poster on the internet who has zero talent and is resentful of other people's success- almost certain.

I read once that the abbreviation from "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula" to "L.A." held some kind of world record.

...holds the equivalent to 640 regular bottles, or 69,000 glasses...

This works out to about 108 glasses of wine per bottle. I don't know much about wine, but this doesn't seem right.