Wow, it's like a TV set with a tail fin.

Replying to Doc, I'm glad your first job provided a path to college for you, but there's a big difference between the purchasing power of a minimum-wage worker 35 years ago than there is today. At the same time, the cost of an education today is at least an order of magnitude higher than it was in your day. As to your support for Wal-Mart teaching the work ethic in areas where the unemployment rate is 50%, I guess irony really is dead. Freddy D. is rolling in his grave.

I'm torn between Shatner and Patrick Stewart.

Doritos, embalming fluid, it's all good.

Big deal. If those monkeys were truly evolved, they'd be using that money to buy lottery tickets.

Without a doubt, Frank Tavares has the most nauseatingly repulsive voice on the planet.

That astronaut seems to be suffering from torsonic polarity syndrome.