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Demo Dog will come to help you work on all those pesky house hold projects you need to do. Demo Dog's patented "Break it worse so it HAS to be fixed" system works well in any environment where the owner needs that little bit of extra motivation to do the job!

Whimper, whimper, whine.
Translation: Please don't be mad, I only did this for you!

You told me I needed more fiber!

Look Ma! I built my own doggie door!

I never should have let Rover watch Turner and Hooch.

I think that salesman was wrong... this isn't a Fedora!

Meh cookie for your carrot?

I find your lack of faith disturbing!

I may look cute and fuzzy, but this Oreo is all part of my plan to take over the world!

It doesn't say WHAT I'm supposed to dunk it in!

I think I'm doing it wrong.

I can haz toilet?

This is what happens when you leave small step stools in the tub.

After being distracted by the rubbish in the tub, Mildred failed to notice the striking similarity between the boy she was charged with watching and the enormous duce she had just dropped.

This is what comes back when you flush a condom.