Why are you looking at me like that? The bottle SAID "Drink Me!"

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Would you like 10 DVDs for 99 cents?

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Insufficient postage, return to sender.

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Out of milk, please send refill.

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Please send help. Stranded on an island.
Sincerely,
Joe, December 2, 1930

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This coupon entitles you to 1 free meal from Smorgasbord Buffet.

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A collapsible periscope.
The "what happens at grandma's" shirt.

I'm going to guess it's a piece of tail pipe/exhaust pipe.

The "what happens at grandma's" shirt.

Dick Clark's first "tonka" toy.

What happens @ grandma's... shirt.

That's the dumbell of a baby Andre the Giant.

I'd like the ABC cookie cutters if they come in stock, if not, the Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug

I'm going to say it's the Barbie version of Stonehenge.

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Have you ever received a secret from someone and you recognized the handwriting to be someone you know?

Do you ever have people stop you on the street to tell you their secret? Do you ever get tired of it happening?

Have the junk mailers figured out who you are and send you junk mail in the disguise of secrets? Like, "My secret is I like saving money on car insurance with Big Bob's Insurance!!!" ?

One day, you'll eventually run out of room to store the secrets, what's your plan for that?

They say a monster lives in this tree... but I haven't seen him.

Please don't give the monkey my job... Look, see! I can be a monkey!!