Long may he wave!

Eggs to dye for.

If memory serves, it wasn't just the message from Arecibo that was important, but also the magnitude of the signal itself. For a moment, Earth was the brightest object in the entire galaxy.

With such a loud signal, it shouldn't be long before our neighbors show up and ask us to please keep it down.

Foreigner is right, of course... it's just one step at a time.

What if Dr. Curt Connors had been bitten by a radioactive spider?

Proving that some designers don't give a fork.

Do you know why elephants are so wrinkled?

No? Well, have you ever tried to iron an elephant?

Not so much the 'It' girl anymore, but rather the Cousin It girl.

In the end, such hair could only be cut by guillotine.

The article addresses that very question.

I'd cover mine in cavorite.

I'd love to live out in the middle of the wilderness like that... provided I could still get my Neatorama.

For a body structure to remain stable for 70 million years or more, it must have been very efficient.

Some people have no common cents.

They should put that atom up on eBay.