If you could do them at a 4-second clip, you'd need 3 hours and 20 minutes to bang off 3,000. That's some commitment. Then again, if you're a monk, I don't imagine you have a whole lot else to do. That's kinda your job anyway.
Now that I think about it in those terms, 3:20 is pretty slack. I can't cut out of work after 3+ hours. You should be able to knock off at least 5,000 in a standard 8-hr shift, with a half-hour break for lunch. Back to work, lazy monk!
Gambling's domination of Rhode Island does not surprise me at all. Having spent a number of summers working there, you eventually come to realize that just about every business in the state has some kind of mob ties.
In other news, bouts of explosive diarrhea are in a worrisome decline. And later... herpes! We'll show you how. Now here's Ted to tell you about the four exciting new snow storms East Coasters will be celebrating over the next six days.
"Kurt Kobain's placement looks about right." Well, his *spelling* looks about right, but his placement on the genius scale - at least relative to most of the other names on this list - is preposterous. I love his music, but come on.
Nothing cures an earworm like singing "Status Back Baby" by Frank Zappa. It does not tend to worm on its own, and its shifting tempos make it a perfect brain eraser. Seriously, give it a shot, it works every time.
Now that I think about it in those terms, 3:20 is pretty slack. I can't cut out of work after 3+ hours. You should be able to knock off at least 5,000 in a standard 8-hr shift, with a half-hour break for lunch. Back to work, lazy monk!