Sure I'd try it. It looks just like what it is: Ramen Noodle crust with delicious melty cheese on top, Yum! Luckily I'm not maggot-obsessed like some people here.
Um, if someone wants him to leave the airport, how about getting the police or security to arrest him? In this day of hyper-vigilance and concern for safety, why has nobody thought of that? I must be the cleverest person on earth! :)