I can't decide if looking at the Neatorama comment counter that reads '1' and then coming here to read it and finding zero comments, means that this comment (mine) is actually an example of irony. I mean, now there's one, to agree with the counter. It's almost existential, but is it irony?

I guess, no smoking on board that day. Okay, have to drink instead.

Pardon me, but aren't locusts edible? As in: A source of necessary proteins and some minerals? Don't some societies gather them and store them for making into, well, food? So when they appear in mass quantities, are we stressing about loss of food, when it's just another form?

Believe it or not, there's a Canadian version of this story - almost word-for-word. With me, it was November, on Hwy 48, and snow and no battery charger for my 'phone. And no jack. And I don't have enough Canadian French to even ask for help, but I did know enough to say 'Merci!'. - -- Changes you.

And (as of ten a.m. today) two cases in Canada.

Heck, I did that back in high school, with Gone With the Wind and Atlas Shrugged. My books, my property.Come to think of it, my Mother had a purse-sized New Testament that she'd created by surgery. She was a Swedenborgian, and for her, only the 'Good part' of the Bible was worth having.

….and....it looks like a giant toilet bowl! Great advertising. Just think of the slogans.

Sad to say, I often see a similar display on a rainy day, outside the rustproofing garage down the street.

Relax, this time tomorrow it'll catch on as a craze, and everybody will be doin' it!

So... you're not going to tell us what was the question? Or what constitutes a stupid question? Or is my question a stupid question?

Justin will probably ban it in Canada, because it's 'scary' looking.

Diffraction-grating surface! Brilliant! But in chocolate, it'll show fingerprints, briefly, before showing toothmarks.

I once worked in a programming office with an old-timer who was French Canadian. He would gesture with the hand holding his coffee-cup. Very enthusiastically. It was a standing joke to always leave a high-tide area around ol' Marc. Then he'd calm down and mumble about he never gets to drink much coffee, and go for another cup.

I don't know whether I should feel like a Neanderthal outcast for never having watched any of the things listed; or maybe I'm part of the social elite who disregards the Common/Popular in favor of the refined taste. Long live Andre Rieu!

a few of the questions were more-or-less History rather than English. Not what I expected.