Beans, beans, the musical fruit!
The more you eat,
The more you toot!
The more you toot,
The better you feel,
So eat your beans with every meal!

I find it amusing/irritating to read down through a long list of replies, to see the number of times someone has jumped in with their two-cents' worth without reading to see if what they're saying is not the fourteenth repetition of the same idea.

Are they limiting themselves to pistol bullets? I'd suggest the .220 Swift rifle cartridge, which can break 4000 fps, easily three times the 9mm.

Support Planned Parenthood.

Mmmmm . Tasti-Cola!

Not a flight risk - well, that's good!

It's not just cats who have mosquitos - has anyone tried chewing catnip? Is it safe - does it work? There might just be a commercial opportunity here.....

Honey, where's the cat?

Kind of wanted to hear about the toilet...

Maybe the 'divine gold figures' would discourage an opponent from swinging his sword at the head? You don't want to get on the wrong side of divine, you know.

Well, I hope they paid him off with the sausages!

The Canadian election.....The American election......

All that being said, and mostly true, We'd still all love to be 007!

Now, that story would make a good movie, lots of potential for action and adventure.....