A coconut cracker?

-Become A Scientist- ladie's fit size M

a tobacco cutting machine?

Brainier Than The Average Bear

ladie’s fit, size M, ash rey

The chestbuster's "egg tooth" from "Alien"...

Brainier than the average bear ladi'es fig size M

The thief made a lot of Birdhouses:

http://www.neatorama.com/2013/02/05/Boot-Birdhouse/

Or the thief previously lost his right foot...

Or in case of Germany and Denmark: German shoe stores only puts right shoes on the racks, while in neighboring country Denmark the shoe stores put the respective left shoes on the outside rack...

Or you will never know the answer as you are not in the thief's (left) shoes...

I presume it is a saw, maybe a saw for ice blocks

branier than the average bear
ladie's fit size M

Could be a set of pin gauges for determining if a certain inner diameter is within a specified range...
Brainier Than The Average Bear
size m, in the suggested colour

A housing of a big four-faced clock?

I Heart 8 Bit Video Games
Size M, Ladies Fit black

Culturally, white is associated with holiness, goodness, purity and innocence.

I expect it to be a piece of modern art, expressing the end of innocence...

I Heart 8bit computer games... black size m Ladies fit

1. Kisai Optical Illusion LCD Watch (black and green LCD)
2. I-Heart-8-Bit-Video-Games ladie's fit size m black
3. Zombie Solar Shaker

Could be a trigger guard for a muzze loader rifle...

The Birds and the Bees
Ladies Fit, size M, Navy

I just wonder how many parsecs it will take until he regrets...

I would go for a nutckracker...

Cute But Psycho - Things Even Out
Ladies Fit, Size M, Light Pink please

Just reminds me in an irritating way of the "russian original"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq06D0xRWmc

so do not play in god's realm...

Wow! that's the best geeky pumpkin carving i've ever seen!

Have a spacey halloween!

Cute But Psycho - Things Even Out ladie's fit m in the suggested colour