While you are over at the NeatoShop pick up some zombie brains and roast beef gum for me.

Love Machine, Black, Large

You're leaving just because our Utube didn't go viral?

Love Machine, Large, Black

I win! I knew I could outlast you watching Rebecca Black's Utube video over and over again.

Love Machine, Black, Large

While you are at it, pick up some sliders from White Castle.

Love Machine, Black, Large

Used as an anchor point in wood logs to tether log rafts together or to tether two logs together for yarding

Love Machine, Black, Med.

Hook for hanging mirror balls from

Love Machine, Black, Med.

A Stencil

Love Machine, Black, Med.

I wanna rock & roll all night
And scratch fleas every day

I wanna rock & roll all night
And sniff fire hydrants everday

Love Machine, Large, Black

Got so carried away with my ditty I forgot the t-shirt

Love Machine, Large, Black

Sung to the tune of How Much is That Doggie in the Window

Chorus: How much is that doggie in the comic panel? (Arf Arf) The one with the waggly tail..How much is that doggie in the comic panel? (Arf Arf) I do hope he's for sale.

I must embark on my biggest, bestest time ever and if I had a dog I won't be lonesome since we'll be away from home.

Repeat Chorus

I read on the internet that there are robots, underground caves, giant gems, spaceships, hot air balloons, Godzilla and dinosuars, I need a dog to protect me and scare them away with a bark.

I don't want a giraffe or a cat or a bird that talks, I can't take them for a walk.

Repeat Chorus...

The Truncating Trunk Car

Cornier than Ethanol, Serene Green, Med.

The Big Bad Wolf's Breathalyzer

Cornier Than Ethanol, Med., Serene Green

Habitat for Rodentity

Love Bug, Med., Royal Blue

Your daughter is telling you that "Somebunny loves you". There is a little red heart in the drawing.

Love Machine, Large, Black

This is self portrait of your daughter and Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping thru the forest picking up field mice & bopping them on the head.

Love Machine, Large, Black