A vintage puzzle ball - the easy version

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Wooing Goggles. You've heard that love is blind. Just pop these on your intended to blind them to all your imperfections.

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Parental Discretion Blinders* - just flip the blinders down when something questionable is shown on tv or at the movies. Must be no greater than arms length between parent and child to work properly.

*Soundproof earplugs sold seperately.

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Goggles used on patients by steampunk optomitrists during the eye chart test.

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I have friends who just saw it at the Portland, OR Auto Show. They said the suspension is good and that when you sit on it your stance is like on a regular motorcycle. But, the price is $4,000! And they didn't like the looks.

Device used to open SPAM or canned ham and then slice the meat into serving size portions.

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June Cleaver's Tool for Disciplining Wally & The Beaver

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Neatoramabot's goth/punk inspired spiked belt that he wears while club hopping.

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Drying Rack for Lady Gaga's Lingerie

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Anti-Nesting Spike Strips for Birds

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Traffic Spike Strip used to stop vehicles in a high speed chase

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Snow traction device for multi-legged insects

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This a set of Florida Pryers. Used to pry bare-legged visitors off of grandma's plastic covered furniture.

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Dept. of Transportation's standard issue tool set for scraping roadkill from our highways and byways.

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Sculpting tools used by plastic surgeons create Dolly Parton's "assets".

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