Mechanical Spittoon for discriminating ladies & gentlemen-when enough juices had been formed from a wad of tabacker one would spit into this device which would then deposit the juices into a recepticle recessed behind it. Thereby keeping it from the view & smell the prim & proper patrons of an establishment.

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This is a picture of you strolling on the beach with your purse and a pail beachcombing. Out of nowhere a one-eyed, purple, people eater crosses your path and you startle each other as noted by the :-O expressions and you suddenly need to change your clothes. After changing back into your now clean original dress and chatting with a blue crab and the one-eyed, purple, people eater you change back into the pants because it is getting cold and you continue on your merry way.

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Or just use the pointy end to pick the ear wax out too.

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Ear Wax Removal Lamp used to draw ear wax from the ear canal. Serves a dual purpose for said ear wax as a recepticle to fuel the burning lamp.

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Cow tongue puller/tastebud debrader

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Imanginawsome

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The New Parents' Loaded Diaper Picker-Upper...the spikes place a firm grip the diaper, reducing the chance of spilling the contents. Clothes pin used to block the smell not pictured.

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The Prohibitionist's Can Piercer/Bottle Breaker - used by prohibitionists to drain booze recepticles held by drinkers. Also used as a self defense tool against said boozer when they became enraged.

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British Things Depicted w/Jaffa Cakes

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Getting to Know Mr. Rogers

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Meet the Beats

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Gauge used to by syrup producers determine the viscosity and direction that pitch is flowing in maple trees.

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Guage used to determine the pitch of a blade on model aircraft.

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The Melvins also originated in Montesano, WA. I pass thru the towns everytime I visit my parents.

It's Montesano, WA - not California. Montesano is a town approx 11 miles east of Kurt's hometown of Aberdeen.