The first couples' outfits look like they were made from duct tape.

"Welcome to the 41st annual Country Bears Jamoree!"

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Ay! Ay!
Hey Macarenea!

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"Ok now, stop me if you've heard this one-What do you call polar bears that get caught in the rain? Drizzly bears!"

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"Therefore, if you elect me, I promise salmon for every household, and a bicycle for every bear."

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"One to beam up, Scotty."

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"Herbavores, please form a line to the right. GRRR...no...to my right."
"Lack of protein sure makes them unable to think clearly," Barry the Bear mutters to himself.

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I didn't look at who posted this article when I first scrolled down. Scrolled back up thinking it would be Jill Harness. Suprised it was John Farrier! Didn't know you aspired to be the belle of Neatorama's office. ;-)

It's the axe that Lizzie Borden allegedly used to give her step-mother 40 wacks & her father 41. (Aug. 4th was the 120th anniversary of their murders)
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It's Wikileaks mascot. Their theme song is "If Only I had a Hammer"
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aka Roofing Hatchet
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Roofing Hammer
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It was fun going thru the Neatoshop looking for items with my theme. I always enjoy the contests!
http://pinterest.com/honumomi/eat-drink-be-geeky/

Weapon used by participants of a snark war to split hairs.

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Emergency pain reliever for when you have a "splitting" headache

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