Childproof lock to keep your kids from getting into your candy stash

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Ah, but have you seen the My Little Pony Gangnam Style parodies on YouTube yet?

Expectorant Separator

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Multi-Hole Tic Tac Dispenser.

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Paul Bunyon's toothpick holder

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Portable q-tip holder

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Narcoleptic Beon

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I would have called the police & apt. management at the start of the 1st song. Most places have noise restrictions after 11pm.

Nudge me if I start snoring.

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Some people walk in their sleep, some people talk in their sleep, Beon travels in his sleep.

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Now I lay me down to sleep
In front strangers smelly feet.
If I should die before I wake
I pray my wallet pickpockets don't take.

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Or now using it to boost tourism.

I just read in the Scenic Washington (state) travel guide that Skamania County outlawed killing sasquatches in 1969. Skamania County is just a couple of counties east of where I live. I had no clue they had this law, it was revised in 1984. According to the cryptolaw link below "the later ordinance reduced the fine and jail time to “gross misdemeanor” status with lesser jail time and fines. However, it does put in an important exception. If the animal is found to be humanoid, the person who killed the Bigfoot will be tried for homicide."

http://cryptolaw.wordpress.com/2009/04/07/the-skamania-sasquatch-ordinance-penalties-refuge-homicide-and-migration/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/09/shoot-bigfoot-in-texas-is-legal_n_1501906.html