Hello Kitty Collapsible Water Bottle

Please reconsider the pedobear t-shirt too. At first glance at the t-shirt I thought it just was asking for a bear hug. Then looking at the title of the t-shirt, which didn't sit well with me, and googling pedobear - found out it's the mascot for pedophiles.

CuTe (copper & tellurium) Big Bang Theory - Howard Walowitz & Penny minifigs
Typical Tourist, 2X, Black

Vital parts off of a brass monkey

Typical Tourist, 2X, Black

Unicycle for miniature unicorns.

Typical Tourist, 2x, Black

Cast iron surveyors walking measuring wheel

Typical Tourist, 2X, Black

How about a bucksnort (aka fart) item give away. There are some air freshners in the Neatoshop that I would love to see the reactions to the labels from guests. Ffffft, ahem, excuse me! ;-)

Giant Spitball Maker - need a blowgun to shoot them!
Typical Tourist, 2X, Black

Coil Tamping Pliers
Typical Tourist, 2x, Black

I hope to win Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Keychain & Flashlight

Mideval Dentist's Cuspidor

Bacon Periodic Table, 2X, Black

Lorenz P. Fries cast iron oil lamp used by brewers.

Bacon Periodic Table, 2X, Black

Bacon Periodic Table, 2X, Black

Spoke Wrench

Elemental Silver Surfer, 2x, Black

Window lock for sliding windows.

Elemental Silver Surfer, 2X, Black