That was cute. Much better than the sheet of paper the doctor's office gave me when I broke my foot last October.

Jaws of Life used during medieval times to cut knights out of their armor after a horrendous battle.
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Jigsaw's (of the "Saw" movies) jigsaw puzzle cutter.
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This is what enterprising blacksmiths gave their kids to play with in the good ol' frontier days. Instead of rolling a hoop with a stick, the kids would push this puppy around the yard. Served a dual purpose as a lawn aerator without the kids even knowing it.
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Rainbow Dash's rainbow groomer. Her alter ego uses it as a hoof/knuckle duster.
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Humptulips is the most interesting place in Washington state just for the name alone. :-} If you ever make it to our beautiful state, Pike Place Market is pretty cool to check out. Plus Mt. Rainier, Mt. St, Helens, San Juan Islands.

Whistle for a steam donkey. A few toots on this whistle lets the other loggers know that they need to get out of the way while logs are being yarded up to the landing.
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It's a gold plated Play-Doh extruder for the spoiled children of the 1%.
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It's a Mother's Helper. Whens a mother's sons become misbehaving, uncooperative teenagers, she just clamps it their ear and drags them to their rooms. Also, serves a dual purpose as a juicer for oranges, lemons, etc.
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Ricky Gervais. I'm not on Instagram. However, I've seen some of his pics & they are funny. What he's doing in them give him a whole different look.

Madonna's cone of shame. Or, should it be shameful cone? ;-}
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Took me about 20 seconds to spot it. I was totally concentrating on the wrong area at first.

Mercenary moles mobilize this borer/flamethrower mechanism to make scarce miscreant mice from their tunnels and burrows.
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Megatron's megaphone attachment.
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