It's a pachinko machine designed by Rube Goldberg.
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal

I met the actor who played Donatello, Leif Tilden, while he was filming the forgettable movie "Born to be Wild" on the Washington coast. He played the gorilla named Katie in the movie. The some of the cast and crew stayed at the hotel where I was employed at the time. Sadly, he didn't show off any TMNT moves while there.

This sweet device is for making Lilliputian snow balls, mud balls, cookie balls, melon balls, or whatever ball your heart desires. Please wash thoroughly between uses.
The Love Bug, 2x Charcoal

Scissors for cutting mobius strips.
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal

This was a bit too small for Miley Cyrus to swing on in her video. Plus "Came in like a pendulum" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Came in like a wrecking ball".
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal

Confederate Torpedo

Paul Bunyan's plumb bob.
The Love Bug, 2x, Charcoal

Wall-EEEEEEEEEEE!

My mom would call it a thingamajig. Used to pry lids off of small medicine bottles to industrial size containers.
Doberman, 2x, Black

It's the screw the boss puts to you after he tells you to ratchet things up when you are facing an immediate deadline.
Doberman, 2x, Black

Admiral Ackbar's Trap
Doberman, Silver, 2x

The jaws of death.
Doberman, Silver, 2x

Cousin It's de-tangler.
Doberman, Silver, 2x

It's a s'more roasting fork. Just layer the ingredients, clamp it shut, then hold over the fire. It could use a longer handle though.
Doberman, 2x, Silver