That is soooooooo not my middle-child brother. He's loud, long-winded and obnoxious. Peace and quiet are two words that have been ripped out of his vocabulary.
I absolutely HATE Stewart!!!! That guy is the bane of all that is good and decent! I wish he would be caught in a ring with a rabid warthog with no possibility of ever escaping!!! What?...Stewart Lee? I thought it said Stewart Smalley. Nevermind.