'whirlytwirlytwirlywhirly' indeed!

Ah, their Oompa-Loompas wear white!

Watching skilled, competent, and trained people being excellent at their job make me feel warm and happy inside.

*shrug* So what? Is he distracting other guests? No. Does he need to have full 100% attention on the organized events? No. What next, complain that someone went outside for a smoke break while the bride tossed the flowers?

I don't know how to hand-start a car engine. I don't know how to use a stick telephone (tap the handle several times to get the attention of an operator in the telephone office, then tell her who I want to call?) I barely remember seeing vacuum tube testing machines at the grocery store and don't know how to test if they are bad. My Mom stopped making clothes for us when the price of new clothes was cheaper than the price of fabric to make them at home. What about using belts for sanitary napkins, as in the original version of "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret" instead of adhesive?

Looks like perfectly normal dwarven bread from Discworld to me.

The military didn't have Hummers. They had the High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle - HMMWV or "Humvee". The Hummer H1 was the civilian version of the M998 Humvee. They cannot be fake Hummers as they were the first to use the name.

I agree with Edward - most of these are just being grumpy. The complaint about distressed jeans is eye-rollingly similar to complaints in the 1980s about jeans sold with holes already in them. The complaint about face tattoos echos earlier complaints about having visible tattoos, or (earlier) having any tattoos at all - only sailors and criminals had them, and the Bible prohibits them. #27 complains about "Ok Boomer" while #4 uses "Ok Boomer's" cousin "Karen". https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/karen . #12 starts fine - don't make cheap shots period, I think - but ends flat-footed with the inference it's okay for Trump to make cheap shots at Thunberg.

While the LHC beamline is indeed hot, it's not "the hottest temperature in the universe". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle is roughly 60x hotter.

I saw it in the theater with friends in late 1999. We laughed often. There was another group in the audience also laughing often. Afterwards they came to us and asked if we were also theater people. "Nope, we're nerds."

Like Slim Goodbody from the 1980s! I remember watching him as a child. Looking now, his channel is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quzy3wgIYQI .

Back before these new-fangled filter thingys, we used to call this a photobomb.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any veggies again? What about cabbage? Bart: Nope. Homer: Brussels sprouts? Bart: Nope. Bart: Kale? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same plant. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical plant.