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I'm the same with German chocolate cake.

King Midas meets Lord of the Rings

Many decades ago, when I was a kid, the local kids (age: about 10) used to mob family stores in a small California town. Some distracted the clerk while other grabbed candy and dashed.
This is nothing new, except that the kids in my town grew up, while those in D.C. probably never will.

Chris, you are already a man who has made a difference.
Good on you.

Better than Ghana with the Winda.

Betcha didn't know:

Uncle Scrooge's voice was provided by Alan Young, who was Wilbur in the Mr. Ed TV series.

Now you know.

Lucky horse. Lucky dog.

All atoms are more than 99.99% space, so everything we are aware of in the universe is almost completely empty space.
That take the wind out of your sails?

Got a flock of turkeys here in my California town. It likes to stay on top of the shelter at a bus stop, for some reason.

The single most important determinant of tooth beauty is their presence. Then let's worry about ratios.

The real import of the Arbuckle case was the Hays Code that censored American movies from 1930 to 1968, for better or for worse.

At least it isn't meat the beaver.

Dragon flies have only had about 100,000,000 years to practice this escape.

The British evidently have a hard time comprehending English, despite its inherent redundancy.
Be patient with them.