Actually, the anti-clotting effects of alcohol are fairly well-known. I've had two blood clots, and now take a daily dose of sodium warfarin, an anti-coagulant. Because of that, I have to be extremely aware of what I eat and drink; alcohol makes blood thinner, and many foods (including a number of green veggies) make it thicker.

My dad also has that same separator, too, and it's a nice little conversation piece.

God has hairy palms. Eww...

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As a priest, hadn't he already removed himself from the gene pool?

As a law student, this is the type of lawyer that I aspire to be.
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Wait, no, scratch that.

How thick is the ad? It looks like the glass has broken out, rather than in.

That... is... horrifying.