Earcursion!

Earception!

This actually works quite well.

I mis-read the first words of this blog entry as "Shit! Stay!" Appropriate, perhaps.

Sounds like something invented by Homer Simpson.

I need that for when I go on airplanes. Then my fellow airline passengers won't need to hear my screams of fright when there's turbulence.

Umm, thanks? :P

There are still public phones here in Montreal, thank goodness, because I have no cell phone.

I wonder if they got any of the disturbing images brought up by googling innocent-sounding words like "kitten" and "Tasmanian devil."

Google-imaging the composer Xenakis also results in disturbing images, though I don't think that'd be in the dictionary.

It looks like the cow is the one wanting to get married.

I wonder if anyone commits terrible crimes just so they can go to that prison.

One of my absolute favourite Beatles songs. :D

Very cute!

A few years back there was a guy who didn't chew gum himself, but who also made works of art using gum. Here are some of his gum portraits: http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-chewing-gum-portraits-of-jason-kronenwald.html

That's nice, though it kind of gives me motion sickness.

Not the first time this has happened, nor is it the first time Neatorama has reported it:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/23/woman-engaged-to-marry-herself/

(That link isn't the same story posted here, but a similar one Neatorama found a couple of years ago.)